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hotstop replied to your post: Why Your Life Is Better Than Mine Vol.89 first week of school? damn boy. ive been in school for 8 weeks now Yeah, “shit’s kray” as the cool kids on campus say.
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whenever some kid is a dumbass and dies due to drug related shit, and my parents see it on the news, I get a lecture on it. Helium?? Where the fuck am I gonna get helium? What the fuck do I WANT with helium? Shut up Dad, you playin’ a fool in this comedy.
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Why Your Life Is Better Than Mine Vol.89
I always get sick at the most inopportune times. It’s the first week of school, I have to work in less than two hours, and I feel awful. I didn’t sleep at all, but I can’t drink coffee without scalding my throat. But here’s this…”power-c machine” Naked smoothie shit….1000% RDA of Vitamin C. Ain’t no good.
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gypsyrosita asked: i met him! the dude from malcolm in the middle! at this bowling alley in rancho cucamonga or ontario or something and he was like, what do they call the ravers? a candy child? or something? sorry, idk. but he had all of these candies on and these super baggy pants and he was at cosmic bowling. lmao.
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I like how the person on the right just casually started eating cake! OMFG! LOLOL 
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“It’s everybody, I mean. Everything everybody does is so—I don’t know—not wrong,...”
–  Franny and Zooey (via godspeedtoyou) J.D. Salinger- philosophical genius 
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the only girl I've ever loved
scarychidzscaringchidz: was born with roses in her eyes, but then they buried her alive, One evening, 1945 With just her sister at her side And only weeks before the guns All came and rained on everyone Now she’s a little boy in Spain Playing pianos filled with flames On empty rings around the sun All sing to say my dream has come 
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raindropsonlilies asked: Well I still think your awesome, and you keep me entertained.
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scarychidzscaringchidz replied to your post: “David Lynch is the Kafka of film!” You movie God, you. Praise from Caesar 
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raindropsonlilies asked: I love your blog.
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"David Lynch is the Kafka of film!"
is what I said pretentiously in my Introduction to Cinema class, while everyone else compared Twilight to Harry Potter.  Just wanted to establish who’s top dog here… Next week I plan to say casually “The Tree of Life is like the 21st century’s 2001: A Space Odyssey.”
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The only guy more annoying than the guy who answers his phone in the classroom while we waiting is the guy who starts trying to talk to everyone
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tumblr always goin’ and changin’ on me
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